Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Peloton Tread Confusion

 We have the Peloton treadmill.  But it's a Canadian version.  Apparently, the US version has an open belt on the bottom that can suck in kids and dogs, and mince them.  Our Canadian version is totally shielded and we have tried to get sucked in and can't do it.

I'm thinking that there was a smart Canadian who said "There's no way we're allowing a meat mincer into this country.'  Yeah!  We have to see what the recall does.

ps just got a Canadian email that said the screen can fall on your toe.  A far cry from mincemeat.  I looked at it and you would need a bomb to loosen that sucker.  Maybe next they'll say don't let your cat use it because coughed up hairballs can cause a fire.


1 comment:

Harold Asmis said...

So, we're hanging around in our 70's basement with Canadian recreationals, and I'm saying "Hey Man, let's go up to the Pelyton and get trashed!" And everybody else says "Cool Man, I'm first!'. At which point all the others said "Race you!" including the dog. No blood.